From the notorious words of Britney Spears

disclaimer: this might come off as offensive, conceited and obnoxious

The types of boys I seem to attract:
- ones that enjoy playing mindgames (ie. flirting with two of my other gfs, thinking he can get away with it)

- ones that were interested in one of my close friends and have swiftly moved onto me.. or so they say (AKA pigs)

- ones that have stumbled upon my facebook profile and proceed to pester one of our mutual friends about my marital status (the worst cases i've encountered are people taking my number from other people's phones.. as if i wouldn't think you were a freaking PSYCHO)

- ones that tease me and make me angry (AKA children. only elementary school boys tease you to get attention)

- those who want what they can't have (those needing to grow up and also falling into the category of being too full of themselves)

- ones with small dicks (kidding)

- ones that act like girls (ie. not eating, dramaqueens, pmsing, psychos even)

- pushovers

- those who think i'm in love with them................ (one of my coworkers thought i tried kissing him at a club. i said hale no. he was then really mean to me for several weeks to shake off the embarassment.. now we're friends again)

- the kind your friend introduces you to and you like him at first until you find out he's an ass to your friend.......

i've concluded, especially after last night, that single boys are fucked up!!! there's something wrong about them. they cray crays.. girl aren't joking when they say all the good ones are taking..

the one that's been bugging me from last night until today is the boy who is in love with himself.. who is SELFISH....... and thinks he can get any girl bc he is goodlooking and suave. i honestly can't believe him.. this dickweed kept dancing with me infront of my friend who he used to have a thing with.. i was really drunk and i kept saying "i can't dance with you, this is too weird.. you had a thing with my friend" then he proceeded to whisper in my ear "maybe i like you"

*rolls eyes* that's what she said.